Well, what is there about movies that I love so much? That any of us love so much? Well their fun, their intelligent (some anyway), and they have the potential to go places that no other art form has. Movies have only actually been around for a hundred years, give or take a year or two, and in that time they have leapt from grainy, faded silent movies of people doing nothing more than walk out of a factory to movies like Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life which encompass the process of creation itself. The movies contain with themselves every art form, they lend the scope and definition of the Novel, with the visual aspects and (sometimes) spicy dialogue of the theatre (I'm also a theatre nerd if you must know.)
However there are of course bad movies. and it is the solemn duty of critics and reviewers to help us avoid those, or direct us to them. After all, seeing a bad movie can sometimes be just as fun, we get a chance to look at it and say, "wow, I really could make a better movie than that". So without further ado let us begin:
Hi, my name is Noah, and it has been less than twenty-four hours since my last movie
